Wednesday, January 26, 2011

They Found The First Tennis Shoe

Many have wondered for a long time when the first tennis shoe came about. Well carbon dating has finally placed this new discovery back to prehistoric man, aka the "wild man." Roughly 250,000 years ago the Homo Sapiens came into creation. It only took about a year before they found things like fire and the wheel, but shoes were the longest of this invention lineage. 245,000 years ago the first pair of shoes were created, and lo and behold they were a gorgeous pair of Nike's.


While only one of the two was ever found, it is clear that Nike will always dominate. It is such an easy decision even a caveman could do it!

Another first for Nike!! Just come out and say what you want to say. No reason to beat around the bush on this one, "Nike is for women too", "Sex sells, who knew?", "Politically Correct, Who is Anymore?"


Clearly the feministic approach is one you either embrace, or that embraces you. Go big or go home is sort of the motto here. While is is rather bold I would have to say at least it is not on a store front mannequin with cleaning supplies helping to sell their merchandise. (aka Forever 21 haha idiots)


Go for it little man!!

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